This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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