Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i think im in europe. pls send help
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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