No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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