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I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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