I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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