He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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