Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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