we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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