Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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