dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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