Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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