Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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