What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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