I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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