why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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