So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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