My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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