remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Nicole vs. Life
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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