This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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