I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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