Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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