I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize