My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize