nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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