she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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