How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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