hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
