How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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