I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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