We're facebook friends in real life
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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