can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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