There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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