Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
