This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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