Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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