in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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