? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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