That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i drank out of a bidet.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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