ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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