Are we in a gay sports bar?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints