I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??