idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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