sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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