we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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