fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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