Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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