We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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