its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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