Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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