Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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