Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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