We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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