Porn is love you can see.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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