just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
