My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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