I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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